Think of an old school "Closed" sign. The font is easily recognizable. The Sorry I Can't Adult Today combines that script with the chuckle-worthy, no-adulting-today phrase to create a fun phrase bottle opener. A black background combines gone white lettering plus rainbow script that says: I Can't Adult with emphasis and a smile. Opening a bottle of your favorite adult beverage gets turned into a party joke when the person opening refuses to "adult".
Adults might care about the stainless steal sturdiness of this bottle opener but "I can't adult" adults just giggle when they pull this Bottle Opener- Sorry I Can't Adult Today out of their wallet. Big plus: this petite bottle opener fits in a wallet or a pocket with ease. Even if you aren't opening bottles, this opener can express your frustration with the day with a simple glance.