Pun Intended Mini Succulent Pot - Can't Touch This
If MC Hammer had a potted plant, it would be in the Pun Intended Mini Succulent Pot - Can't Touch This. The saying on the front of the pot references the prickliness of cactuses with a humorous twist. People might steal your yogurt at the office but they won't touch your succulent or cactus in this pun-y little pot.
The Quoted Succulent Pots feature a two-tone exterior of white glazed ceramic and cork that you will want to touch. Even if the Pun Intended Mini Succulent Pot - Can't Touch This says otherwise. This 4" tall pot comes boxed and ready for gifting; just add a fun pun succulent to complete the untouchable present.
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