Think of an old school "Closed" sign. The font is easily recognizable. The Sorry I Can't Adult Today combines that script with the chuckle-worthy, no-adulting-today phrase to create a fun phrase bottle opener. A black background combines gone white lettering plus rainbow script that says: I Can't Adult with emphasis and a smile. Opening a bottle of your favorite adult beverage gets turned into a party joke when the person opening refuses to "adult".
Adults might care about the stainless steal sturdiness of this bottle opener but "I can't adult" adults just giggle when they pull this Bottle Opener- Sorry I Can't Adult Today out of their wallet. Big plus: this petite bottle opener fits in a wallet or a pocket with ease. Even if you aren't opening bottles, this opener can express your frustration with the day with a simple glance.
For domestic (Contiguous US states) orders we now offer Free Standard Shipping on any order above $35 (after any discount and promotion has been applied, and before taxes and shipping).
flat $5 shipping on all other orders
While free shipping is great and cost effective, we realize that sometimes our customers only need fewer items. We therefore offer a low flat fee of $5 for Economy Shipping (5-10 Business Days) within the Contiguous US States) for all those orders that are not within the $35 threshold.
how fast will i get my order?
In most cases, we use USPS, FEDEX or UPS services to ship your order. Orders generally ship within 24 hours. Delivery time varies according to your choice of shipping method at checkout. Once your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number so that you can follow the package wherever it is :).
IMPORTANT: Please be advised that some of the products are shipped directly by and from our manufacturers and may take slightly longer than the above mentioned times.
what if i am not happy with my order?
Your satisfaction is important to us. We offer a 365 Day Guarantee Return Policy. If you are not happy with your purchase, just return it in new condition for a refund/replacement. Please review our Return Policy for more details. Terms and Conditions may apply.