You're So Awesome You Must Shit Rainbows Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel®
There are days when you discover a blue unicorn at the end of the rainbow. And there are days when that elusive unicorn poops rainbows. To celebrate those days, the You're So Awesome You Must Shit Rainbows Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel is the perfect towel. Even drying dishes is more awesome with the humorous Hang Tight towel option.
Brighten up a friend's day with this You're So Awesome You Must Shit Rainbows Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel. Not only will your friend smile when they see a blue unicorn and piles of rainbows, but they will also enjoy doing even simple tasks with this generous 26x26, super absorbent kitchen towel.
You're So Awesome You Must Shit Rainbows Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel® Features:
100% Cotton Premium Flour Sack fabric -- there is a difference!
Functional Hang Tight Towel® Loop -- no more picking up towels from the floor!
Super Absorbent -- yeah... we wanted them to actually work!
Hemmed on ALL FOUR SIDES -- because we're just classy like that!
Generous in size, measures approx. 26"x 26" -- great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!
For domestic (Contiguous US states) orders we now offer Free Standard Shipping on any order above $35 (after any discount and promotion has been applied, and before taxes and shipping).
flat $5 shipping on all other orders
While free shipping is great and cost effective, we realize that sometimes our customers only need fewer items. We therefore offer a low flat fee of $5 for Economy Shipping (5-10 Business Days) within the Contiguous US States) for all those orders that are not within the $35 threshold.
how fast will i get my order?
In most cases, we use USPS, FEDEX or UPS services to ship your order. Orders generally ship within 24 hours. Delivery time varies according to your choice of shipping method at checkout. Once your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number so that you can follow the package wherever it is :).
IMPORTANT: Please be advised that some of the products are shipped directly by and from our manufacturers and may take slightly longer than the above mentioned times.
what if i am not happy with my order?
Your satisfaction is important to us. We offer a 365 Day Guarantee Return Policy. If you are not happy with your purchase, just return it in new condition for a refund/replacement. Please review our Return Policy for more details. Terms and Conditions may apply.