50 Things that Might Kill You: The Hypochondriacs Bible
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Do you search google for imaginary diseases to diagnose yourself with? The 50 Things that Might Kill You: The Hypochondriacs Bible can replace internet searches with pithy, rare and maybe even fatal diseases that you can catch out in public or at home. From symptom checkers to warning signs of diseases, these cards help you self-diagnose yourself and others.
This isn't your ordinary deck of cards. The 50 Things that Might Kill You: The Hypochondriacs Bible lets you pick a symptom to find about what kind of rare, multisyllabic, and possibly fatal disease you might have. Simple symptoms in this deck can lead you to the scariest fears about potential diseases. All presented with tongue-in-cheek humor (that might be a disease symptom too!) these cards can help you poke fun of yourself or other hypochondriacs you know. No Google required.
50 Things that Might Kill You: The Hypochondriacs Bible Features:
A symptom checker that mixes dark humor (and actual facts) for hypochondriac fun!
Warning: self-diagnosis may cause fear of serious illness, phantom symptoms, unhealthy coping mechanisms, self-absorption, anxiety, oversharing, sweaty palms, and hyperventilation.
5.43 x 3.75 x 1.25 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction pamphlet
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