Send a beer bottle opener message with the Bottle Opener - Wish You Were Beer. Bring this bottle opener and six-packs of a great regional beer to the next football game and you'll be the life of the party (that can also open bottles!) The only thing that will be blue is the bottle opener with its blue backdrop emblazoned with black lettering that states "Wish You Were Beer" and the equally important pun-y message "Give a Sip."
Multi-functional tools are the best and this Bottle Opener - Wish You Were Beer fits in a pocket or wallet so you don't have to wish you didn't have to carry it separately. The sturdy stainless pithy bottle opener is only a little over 2 inches long but is long on function and fun. Add this portable bottle opener to your wallet or keep it at your bar for easy access with a wink and a smile.
For domestic (Contiguous US states) orders we now offer Free Standard Shipping on any order above $45 (after any discount and promotion has been applied, and before taxes and shipping).
flat $6.95 shipping on all other orders
While free shipping is great and cost effective, we realize that sometimes our customers only need fewer items. We therefore offer a low flat fee of $6.95 for Economy Shipping (5-10 Business Days) within the Contiguous US States) for all those orders that are not within the $45 threshold.
how fast will i get my order?
In most cases, we use USPS, FEDEX or UPS services to ship your order. Orders generally ship within 24 hours. Delivery time varies according to your choice of shipping method at checkout. Once your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number so that you can follow the package wherever it is :).
IMPORTANT: Please be advised that some of the products are shipped directly by and from our manufacturers and may take slightly longer than the above mentioned times.
what if i am not happy with my order?
Your satisfaction is important to us. We offer a 365 Day Guarantee Return Policy. If you are not happy with your purchase, just return it in new condition for a refund/replacement. Please review our Return Policy for more details. Terms and Conditions may apply.