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Holiday Edition by Offensive Crayons

Fulfilled by our friends at Offensive Crayons

Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it.In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. “Santa’s elves”)
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
  • how do i get free shipping?

    For domestic (Contiguous US states) orders we now offer Free Standard Shipping on any order above $45 (after any discount and promotion has been applied, and before taxes and shipping).

    flat $5 shipping on all other orders

    While free shipping is great and cost effective, we realize that sometimes our customers only need fewer items. We therefore offer a low flat fee of $5 for Economy Shipping (5-10 Business Days) within the Contiguous US States) for all those orders that are not within the $45 threshold.

    how fast will i get my order?

    In most cases, we use USPS, FEDEX or UPS services to ship your order. Orders generally ship within 24 hours. Delivery time varies according to your choice of shipping method at checkout. Once your order ships, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number so that you can follow the package wherever it is :).

    IMPORTANT: Please be advised that some of the products are shipped directly by and from our manufacturers and may take slightly longer than the above mentioned times.


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