You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas Greeting Card - Set of 6
When you're feeling a little naughty or need a gift for someone naughty, the You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas Greeting Card is a great tongue-in-cheek option. Sometimes a traditional holiday greeting card just isn't the right fit. When that happens, Ohh Deer! comes to the rescue with their cards that greet the recipients with something a little different. The exterior message is gold text on a red card to celebrate the holidays.
Send a You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas Greeting Card - Set of 6 with or without a present; the 105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches size fits in a standard-sized envelope. Printed on FSC Board in the UK, the card may have a pithy saying but it also means the card's paper is produced from sustainable forests and/or recycled materials. While the exterior message is pointed, the inside is blank for you to add your own message. Although it's hard to top that outside text! If you're worried grandma might see it, the card comes with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope too.
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