Zero Fucks Given Cucumber and Watermelon Funny Candle 9 oz by Crimson and Clover Studio
Fulfilled by our friends at Crimson and Clover Studio
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You simply can’t go wrong with this Zero Fucks given gift for a good friend. It’s a silly and playful yet thoughtful gift. Put it on their desk, or hang it on the Christmas tree next to other fruit candles, but pardon my French, unpack this Zero Fucks given candle.
Fresh summer honeydew and sweet watermelon combined with crisp, cool cucumber
9 oz Soy wax Clear gloss glass jar Gold brushed metal lid 3.5 inches tall by 2.6 inches wide Burns for 50 hours Non-toxic no artificial dyes, no parabens, no phthalates
- Do not burn for more than 4 hours
-Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit
- Remove all debris from wax pool
- Avoid drafty areas
- Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit
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